i’ll never get over the fact that lauren london got pregnant by lil wayne. i’ll never ever get over it so don’t ask me to.
(Source: pink-vulva, via kennyboss)
Random fact: Your brain is incapable of processing negative thoughts when SpottieOttieDopaliacious is playing within earshot.
Mufucka hear them horns and immediately get quiet
(via chokesngags)
i have never read anything more true in my entire life
(Source: glial, via chokesngags)
